The world I thought I knew, I never knew at all
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
because it takes two minutes to throw them in the recycling
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
oh my god hes called stitch because hes what pulls their family together
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.