clannyphantom:

"maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-"

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I trust God with my Life… after all He gave it to me.
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cumomelet:

a riddle:

a man is driving his son to school. they get into an accident and the man dies. the son is rushed to the hospital and when he arrives for emergency surgery the doctor says “i cant operate on this boy, he is my son!” how is this possible?

omg one time our english teacher told us this to try and show what a modern thinker he was and we were all like “it’s a woman” and he was like oh wow i thought he was gay i hadn’t thought of that

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Being happy is a very personal thing—and it really has nothing to do with anyone else .
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*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

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toukos:

do u ever wonder how many of ur followers live near u

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